I dunno why I'm writing one of these!!!11 It's not like anyone's going to read the damned thing, plus i'm getting forced to make this by sissy, so........(cries)

Today, I ended up dressing myself in a chicken suit for a pep rally. I mean, come on, who else is going to do this? >_> Anyway, I was told to jump around and pretend I'm a bird. (No offense to chickens or birds, but wtf?) ...I just did as i was told. Of course, I ended up screwing over my job somehow. Because of my terrible coordination, I ended up jumping directly into a few cheerleaders. THEY WERE VERY PISSED. The first thing that came to mind was: Say "You're sorry and keep your legs together!". The second d thing that came to mind was: "RUN LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL! THEY'RE GONNA KILL YOU AND PWN YOU AND STUFF!" ....In seconds, I stormed out of the gym and ran like my life depended on it. LITERALLY. I got away because the cheerleaders are more concerned with looks rather than athleticism. And so, I waited in 7th period. With a hot chicken suit on. Taking a test. Slowly Dying. BUT AT LEAST I DIDN'T GET KICKED IN THE PANTS! T _ T